Jennifer Love Hewitt and Levine, Adam Levine has spent the better part of a year alternating between banging super-thin model Anne V and complaining about Christina Aguilera’s weight ruining The Voice, so right off the bat, you can tell he’d be completely open to having sex with Jennifer Love Hewitt. “We’re a match made in heaven,” said the crazy in her head before reminding her to have the rings ready. “You never know…” People reports:

“I always have my eyes out,” the Client List actress, 33, says in an interview airing Thursday on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. “I just read two days ago that Adam Levine is single again … I’m just saying.”
The Maroon 5 frontman and judge on The Voice is indeed single, having split from his girlfriend of two years, model Anne Vyalitsyna. Now, Hewitt thinks she should probably swoop in.
“Look, we would be cute,” she says, as DeGeneres shows a photo of Levine, 33.


Keep in mind, one of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s last serious relationships was Jamie Kennedy, so maybe she should set her sights a little lower before trying to bang one of the most attractive male musicians of the moment. Say, I dunno, Jonah Hill. Or she can start walking out of high schools and cross her fingers Wilmer Valderrama thinks she has a pituitary problem. I’m seriously running out of ideas here.