Signs your marriage is doomed

by umer | 9:33 PM in |

Signs your marriage is doomed, In a reminiscing mood lately, I came across my old wedding album from my first marriage. I should've know it was a mistake:
the florist refused to work with my flowers,
the original banquet hall we chose went bankrupt and closed, the one we went with had been on the news for a killing having taken place there,
my bridal outfit fitting/consultant fell down some stairs at her home and died just weeks before the wedding,
his parents and groomsmen pick a fight with my best friend showing up to the reception,
my godmother laid into my new husband just after that,
my ex-boyfriend (was invited by my sister) gave me his phone numbers,etc. after swigging down a bottle of champagne as I passed his table making my "Thank you" rounds,
new in-laws came up to the bridal suite to take back their monetary gift (because again, my best friend came to the reception, and they don't like her!)

Sooooo...anyone else have similar stories?