Indecent proposal

When: Jan. 2

The call: A spurned girlfriend faked an emergency so police would show up to talk to her boyfriend – who was trying to break up with her.


On the naughty list
When: Jan. 2

The call: A four-year-old boy used 911 to tattle on his “very bad” father.
Charlie Sheen’s bender


When: Jan. 27

The call: The former “Two and a Half Men” star was deep into his “winning” phase when a neighbor called 911 to report that Sheen was in severe pain after a reported 36-hour bender.

Pot grower busted
When: Feb. 3

The call: A 21-year-old “horticulturalist”  quizzed a 911 dispatcher about how much trouble he could be in for “nurturing” his hobby.

Intruder calls 911


When: March 3

The call: A burglar ended up calling the cops on himself when the homeowners returned unexpectedly.


911 call from jail

When: March 13

The call: An unhappy prisoner somehow managed to call 911 to complain about his treatment.

Crack deal gone wrong

When: April 29

The call: A drug buyer brazenly called 911 to report that his dealer had given him back the wrong change.

Unhappy customer

When: June

The call: An irate woman had to be reminded by police that her situation did not merit a 911 call.

Not what he paid for


When: Aug. 31

The call: A 26-year-old man called police when he ended up with more than he bargained for.

A run for the border
When: Sept. 13

The call: An apparently intoxicated man said he was trying to avoid driving drunk when he tried to order from a fast-food drive-through without a car.

Lost family


When: Oct. 10

The call: A panicked mom called 911 after she and her husband along with their two small children ­­- one a three-week-old baby – got lost enjoying a popular fall pastime.

No get-out-of-jail-free card for her

When: Oct. 24

The call: A woman hoping to avoid arrest phoned in a fake robbery after she and a friend were pulled over by police.

Stranded at sea
When: November

The call: An aspiring sailor called 911 after the boat he was using ran out of gas about a mile offshore.

iPhone emergency


When: Nov. 9

The call: A frustrated iPhone user got a visit from police after he called 911 five times to complain about his broken smartphone.


Drug deal goes awry

When: Nov. 19

The call: An apparent drug dealer called the cops after he said he was tazed and robbed during a transaction.

Drunk driver turns himself in

When: Nov. 20

The call: A 21-year-old man called 911 – instead of a sober friend – when he realized he was driving drunk.


Trapped Thanksgiving


When: Nov. 24

The call: An admittedly tipsy woman phoned 911 when she got stuck in an unlikely place.


Very wrong number

When: Nov. 27

The call: Two children decided to kick off their Christmas season by calling 911.

Robbery gone wrong

When: Nov. 29

The call: A man’s attempted grocery store robbery ended with him calling 911 from some bushes.